RIP – SELAMAT JALAN (status menyentuh)

RIP – SELAMAT JALAN
Seharusnya pagi itu dia menemani kesibukan pagiku seperti sudah berlangsung beberapa tahun ini. Dia selalu setia menemani hari-hariku. Tapi 2 hari lalu dia diam membisu. Dia tak bereaksi saat kuajak bekerja seperti biasanya. Saat kusentuh dan kuguncang-guncang, dia tak bergeming. Kenapa dia? Oh tidak ! Hidupku akan sangat berat tanpa dia.
Akhirnya kemarin kubawa dia kepada ahlinya untuk dicari sebabnya dan disembuhkan, kuharap dia bisa segera segar bugar kembali untuk menemani hari-hariku. Dia amat penting bagiku, karena hampir setiap hari kepadanya aku tumpahkan segala gundah gulana, kepadanya aku mengadu, bersamanya aku mendapat hiburan, bernyanyi bersama, nonton film bersama, tapi yang paling penting dia juga yang menerima gagasan-gagasan dan ideku, dia juga yang membantu aku berpikir dan mengkomunikasikan pikiranku kepada orang lain.
Tapi barusan ada kabar buruk yang kuterima: DIA MATI untuk selamanya !
Dunia terasa gelap sesaat !
Aku benar-benar shock! Aku berduka !
Oh LAPTOPku mati untuk selamanya. Jantung dan otaknya yang ada di motherboard rusak tak bisa diselamatkan. Ooooh.
Aku tak dapat membayangkan apa yang akan terjadi setelah kepergiannya. 🙂

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(copas status FB guru SMA saya, Pak Cecep Iskandar) hehehe 🙂 🙂

My Top 10 : My Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes

Years of 80’s are the palace for many premier strong-tough guys in movies like Arnold S, Van Damme, Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris, David Bradley, Sylvester Stallone, Bolo Yeung, Jackie Chan, Michael Dudikoff, etc.

Among all, it was Chuck Norris who ‘is believed’ as the almighty. Either intentional or not, all of his movies somehow presented Chuck Norris as the ‘God’, unbeatable, very strong, never got hurted, never run out of bullets, optimistic and never desperate (compared this to Rambo), never lost a battle (except when against Bruce Lee, but it was long way back in 1973 “Way of the Dragon” and he was still very young) which leads to a popular myth about his eternity.

Eventually, a thing called “Chuck Norris Jokes” becomes an Internet phenomenon, all the jokes each consist of single sentence that depict Chuck Norris as the most bad ass human ever grace this planet earth. Things like “he never cries“, “he can count to infinity“, “paying taxes by just sending a blank form with his photo on it“, bitten by a cobra, the cobra died“, “can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes“. The amount of the jokes are so massive, that even Chuck Norris chuckles and remarkably made responds to it several times (one You Tube video I provided below where he responds to them).

So, these are 10 of Chuck Norris jokes I really like. Can’t stop laughing when reading those laughable and at-many-times supreme-exaggerating myths.

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1. When Chuck Norris does push-up, he is actually pushing the earth down

2. Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries

3. Jesus can walk on water. But Chuck Norris can swim on land

4. Dinosaurs actually aren’t extincted yet. They are just hiding from Chuck Norris 😀 😀
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